For when you want to vanish (but not actually be alone). This fuzzy pocket-sized legend gets it.
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Why You’ll Cling to This Tiny Sasquatch:
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Disappear in Style: Bad day? Just tuck Bigfoot in your pocket—now you’re mysteriously missing (but cozy).
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Silent Hype Beast: Whispers “You’re loved” when your brain whispers “Ew, no”.
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100% Hideable: Fits in jeans, purses, and the emotional voids capitalism created.
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Perfect For:
• Anxiety warriors
• Friends who ghost (but text “u up?” at 2am)
• Anyone who’s ever cried in a Target parking lot
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