Here Lies My Last F* - Crystal Tombstone | The Ultimate Humorous Declaration
Say goodbye to your last bit of care! This personalized crystal tombstone, engraved with "Here Lies My Last F*"** on the front, is the perfect expression of attitude for those who have completely let go of trivial matters!
Whether it is placed on the desk as a stress relief ornament, given to friends as a humorous spoof gift, or as a White Elephant Gift, it can trigger laughter and become the focus.
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Product Features
- High-quality transparent crystal – Select high-quality crystal, translucent like diamond, delicate touch, showing high-end texture.
- High-definition laser engraving – Using laser engraving technology, the font is clear, never fades, and is durable.
- Small and exquisite, suitable for display – Mini tombstone design, placed on the desk, bookshelf, living room, bedside, remind yourself at any time that you no longer care.
- Perfect spoof gift – Give it to friends, colleagues, and family, an alternative and humorous gift that will definitely make people laugh.
- Great stress relief artifact – In busy work and life, let you always maintain a relaxed mentality of "not caring"
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Applicable Scenarios
- Humorous desk ornaments – Put it on the workstation to convey your attitude to everyone, so that colleagues can understand your mood at a glance.
- Funny gifts for friends – Birthdays, holidays, promotions, graduations, are all good times to give this tombstone!
- White Elephant Gift – A “hot item” in the gift exchange session, it will definitely become the focus of the whole audience.
- Fun gift for couples/husbands and wives – Give it to your loved ones to tease each other that they have “given up struggling”.
- Stress relief tool – Too much work pressure? Too annoying with trivial matters in life? Take a look at it and let go of everything!
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Express your thoughts and let the memories last forever in the crystal clearness!
Product Specifications
- Size: 7cm
- Weight: about 100g
Package Includes
- 1 x Crystal Tombstone Ornaments
Notes
- Due to manual measurements, please allow slight measurement deviations.
- Due to the different display and lighting effects, the actual color of the item may be slightly different from the color displayed on the picture.
