The sassiest turtles you'll ever meet. And yes, they're flipping you off.
Ready to give the world a tiny green finger?
Meet the turtle squad that’s had enough of your nonsense. These 5 cheeky little guys are here to add a big attitude to your space — perfect for desks, shelves, gifts, or just sending a subtle message without saying a word.
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Product Highlights:
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Set of 5 unique turtle figurines – each with its own personality and pose
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Perfect size: 7.6cm tall (about 3 inches)
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Made from durable, high-quality resin
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Hand-painted with care — and a lot of sass
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Lightweight and portable – take your turtle rage wherever you go
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Why Customers Love It:
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"Put one on my work desk. My productivity? Still low. My mood? 100% better."
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"Gave one to my friend going through a breakup. She laughed for 20 minutes."
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"Looks innocent from far away... until you look closer."
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Perfect For:
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Gag gifts & white elephant parties
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Office desk decor that says what you’re really thinking
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Stress relief with a side of sass
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Anyone who loves turtles... and hates people (just a little)
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What You Get:
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